This game has more blood than Mortal Kombat! The games he plays include Dangerous Streets, Super Putty, Morph, Naughty Ones, Beavers, Gloom, Diggers, Oscar, Bubba 'n' Stix, Surf Ninjas, Kang Fu and Zool. He got a system with a dozen crap games, just to give us a laugh. You could buy two PlayStation 4s for that price! How in the sweet name of merciful shit could they fuck up a fighting game this bad, by then? This particular model of the Commodore Amiga CD32 sports a grey casing. Okay, let's start. Look at this! After declining sales in the late '80s and early '90s, Commodore decided to take a stab at console production. (Menu music plays) The game's pretty much a basic action platformer. There isn't one copy of Kang Fu for sale anywhere as far as I can tell. If you don't press Start, the game sends you to an unskippable demo mode! It's like these games can't figure out if they wanna be cartoony and cute, or fucking horrifying! Did someone consciously decide they wanted to take everything that had been done right in video games, and empty their colonic contents all over it? in big letters on the screen. Or, the arrow pointing at the line button? (tosses Zool game case on couch) Anyway... (holds The Town With No Name game case up). IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD! He just comes in at the bottom corner of the screen, and you shoot 'im. How may I help you? Cut to Nerd struggling to untangle a bunch of wires.) Oh, and it says on the back here, "Congratulations! Monthly. This is the actual game! AVGN's Mike has a CD32 Retrogaming General Discussion. Bollocks, wank...WANK! The Angry Video Game Nerd is an Internet series based on a fictional character, the "Nerd", created and portrayed by James D. Rolfe. You can even customize the location you're appearing in. What if it was your only game? But first, I wanna talk to you about this video's sponsor, ExpressVPN. This... is even LESS helpful! Manuals for the Amiga CD32 System. If you don't keep up, you die. One room has a hooker that you can sleep with. And, boom! I'm convinced they're playing a joke! O-oh, what the hell?! But seriously, how was I supposed to know that? The (Commodore) Amiga CD32 was the First 32-bit CD-ROM based video game console release in Western Europe and Canada. Ugh, and after this, you gotta wash your hands, because you can get pink eye from touchin' all this fecal matter. Someone call the Doctor as I'm about to faint, as AmigaJay has just released possibly the best Amiga CD32 collection for your retro gaming enjoyment. 12.0M . *When you’re done with this post, please delete it by clicking MORE (...) at the top right of the post and then “Delete” to remove it from view from your future members. Of course, you know, like, health, stamina, energy, "pliability"? out of 3. The Nerd: Well, the Evil Dead reference is a nice touch, but trust me, you're gonna get sick of it. The Nerd: So finally, after killing the last two guys, you face the main bad guy: Evil Eb. It even says "32-bits" on the top of it! Today's Angry Video Game Nerd Reaction Video: AVGN: Lightspan Adventures (PS1) - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 155 Hey, what's up guys, my name is charlie, and I … The AVGN logo appears out of the middle of the spinning CD and covers the word, "Amiga", at the top left of the screen. History Talk (0) Comments Share. It's actually faster to reset the game. So, what went wrong? The Amiga CD32 (stylized as Amiga CD 32, code-named "Spellbound") is a 32-bit home video game console developed by Commodore and released in Europe, Australia, Canada and Brazil. Start! But, good luck figuring them out! Or, maybe it's Rob Schneider. Every character looks like they came from a different shitty game! The first guy is Nasty Ned. It's the game! Yes, I am not kidding! The sound of the babies crying, the sound when you get hurt, the jumping sound, the constant boing-ing! Hello? The leftover scraps of dead animals that predators didn't want. The Nerd: "From an idea by... Charlie Watts"? The AVGN logo appears out of the middle of the spinning CD and covers the word, "Amiga", at the top left of the screen. It'd be more fun to actually go outside and dig a hole than play this. An illustration of a magnifying glass. (holds up Zool game case) I should've tossed this shit, too. It's another menu. Twin controller ports allow the Amiga CD32 console to provide multiplayer gaming. I'm goin' practical! The Nerd: You know what? Alright, well, let's try Dangerous Streets! Any dedicated DLC page - Clogs up the wiki and they're can covered in the game's pages. (Nerd makes angry face at camera. FUCK! Actually, of all the games I've talked about so far, only one game didn't use Up as the jump button, and it was the fighting game, the only one where Jump should've been Up! ; Cyberpunk 2077 - Due to rocky launch of the game and overwhelming hype, it has generated a huge debate around it. Kinda like how DC Comics is technically Detective Comics Comics? If you waited this long, your punishment is you have to watch this demo! Evil Eb: "Go on then, Billy Bob. I mean, th- the spider bleeds like it's nobody's fuckin' business, but your head...like, c'mon! The buttons seem to do random things. So you walk into the town and some asshole immediately starts shootin' at you. Never... not once... have I ever had a game where the instructions tells you, "By the way, this game is REALLY fucked up! "Pliability"? This video is unavailable. Fuck this digital shit. A: Amiga Pro/32 is now Amiga Pro. Amiga CD Football (CD32) 1993 Commodore. ReverseDmitry. Is this a game or a 4th grade book report? In each episode, the Nerd reviews a terrible video game and rants about it using profane language.Mike Matei helps Rolfe by playing guest characters in certain episodes (Bugs Bunny, The Joker, etc. (Cut to shot of Nerd holding Kang Fu case). This game's nice and gory, though. You don't need to do anything; just walk in, walk out, and that's it. This is not normal, but believe it or not, it actually works now. They look like they're on the same team. Another selection of accessories receives a good thorough look from the nerd. Every time you leave, you get a cutscene with the "Back to the Future" font, for some reason. CUNT! I just mash buttons. "Out of memory"? It's cartoony and colorful, but not like the rainbow vomit from Oscar. I have to hold the disc hatch down just to get the game to spin. ötödik generációs konzolok közé tartozik, a Commodore International adta ki Nyugat Európában és Kanadában 1993-ban. It starts off with this horrifying cutscene! The Nerd: Turns out the guy you killed is the little brother of Evil Eb, the leader of the Hole-in-the-Head gang, and now he'll stop at nothing to hunt you down. Apparently, there are special moves in this game. This console is such a joke that it ruined one of the biggest computer companies of all time in less than a year! I guess because the third Back to the Future takes place in the Wild West? On occasions, Rolfe drew on the pictures for the extra feel. Oh, I thought the instructions in "Home Improvement" was bad, where it's all covered up. The Nerd: There's a jail house where you can see the rogue's gallery. So after searching hours for the last one, I found that you need to get a key, and then, go down to the hobo alley and use it to open this door. Next. Oh, and when you lose, it's back to the beginning! It takes a button combination just to kick! (Opening scene: The Amiga CD32 start-up screen plays. Fuck this, I'm gettin' back on the train. What the fuck? Oh, I'd rather be playin' Shaq Fu. Shit flies at you from any which way, and pretty much anything you can touch can hurt you. I'm gonna do the real fuckin' deal! The Nerd: This is just...oh, boy! (Cut back to Nerd) So, here we go, here's another cute cutscene! I don't have much else to say about it. Actually, I take that back. 39-річний чоловік мав проблеми з психічним здоров’ям і під час чергового загострення матір викликала до нього бригаду швидкої медичної допомоги. Sadly, it's repetitive as all hell, and every level looks the same. The next guy only comes out when you head to the Saloon and choose to play cards. Press j to jump to the feed. (Cut to title screen of Morph) Next up, we got Morph! Aug 25, 2020, 3:20 AM. This thing was the straw that broke the camel's back, the shit-caked baby wipe that ruptured the septic tank. Next game. If you're not familiar, a VPN is a Virtual Private Network. Now, enough of this poop-fuck-shit-diarrhea-cunt-fuck! The Nerd: So now he's dead, and it plays a dramatic cutscene. However, one annoying thing is it uses Up as the jump button. 1: Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest Ep. Developed by Revolution Software Ltd. It was first announced at the Science Museum in London, United Kingdom on 16th July 1993, and was released in September 1993; The CD32 is based on Commodore’s Advanced Graphics Architecture Chipset, and is similar specification to the Amiga 1200 computer. You eat the babies?! Nasty Ned (gets shot in the heart): "¡Caramba! The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme by Dustin Aßmuteit, TRAILER - Spiderman - Angry Video Game Nerd, Transcripts of 2008 Angry Video Game Nerd Episodes, Transcript of AVGN Episode Batman (Part 2), Transcript of 2010 Angry Video Game Nerd Episode Back to the Future Trilogy, Transcripts of 2018 Angry Video Game Nerd episodes. What were they thinking?! This is already one of the worst games I've ever played in my entire life, and it's the first thing I popped in on the system! The Nerd: Alright, just gotta go get my CDTV...somewhere over here. Ugh, good thing I didn't throw away the paint can. Does it? (closeup of Super Putty game case) Here we go, Super Putty! You can also go upstairs and check out the rooms. But how was I supposed to know that? Is that a pixelated naked lady? Oct 31, 2016, 10:37 PM. (The Nerd holds up Amiga CD32 and shows it to camera.). Download; Facebook. Where's the ESRB when you need 'em? Okaaay, first off, we need to talk about this cover art. Lemon Amiga home FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Register : Profile The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the Amiga CD32 console. I'm goin' fucking MAD, I tell you! 7: McKids Ep. It's a basic platformer action game. Why it Flopped is reserved for consoles and add-ons as these can fail but still have several redeeming qualities, good games, and even a fanbase, in fact it can be used in a few games like LawBreakers, which only flopped commercially and financially. Each location has absolutely no bearing on the story, except for the Saloon, which we'll get to in a bit. It was the third and last programmable console developed under the Commodore brand. But, if you don't, the babies explode! Kinda like Doki Doki Panic, but it's Dookie Dookie Panic! What place is this?". In fact, I just had a chat with a bunch of friends all about that. This is actually a good game. December 5, 2018. The game barely resembles anything from the movie, and when my complaint is that the game is not like Surf Ninjas, then you know we're really in bad shape! Commodore would try to hang in there, but it ended up crumbling like week-old cat barf on a carpet. But, the sad thing: the in-game character looks just as confused as I, and not to mention, I keep winning! From what I can tell, he can't kill you. I just jump around, shooting a FUCKING MACHINE GUN?! Transcript of 2020 AVGN Episode The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive Man; Transcript of AVGN Episode Action 52; Transcript of 2009 AVGN Episode Plumbers Don't Wear Ties; Transcript of AVGN Episode Atari Jaguar (Part 1) Transcript of AVGN episode Sega CD; Transcript of 2010 Angry Video Game Nerd Episode Back to the Future Trilogy Compact Disc Television? Oh, that's quite a jest! Just missed it!" Az Amiga CD32 (röviden CD32) az ún. New Listing 5x NEW NOS Lisa chips 391227-01 (HP) for Amiga 1200/4000/CD32 26. E-Mail. Lemmings (1994)(Psygnosis)(Disk 1 of 3 Side A) Developed by DMA Design Limited Released 1993 Also For 3DO, Acorn 32-bit, Amiga, Amiga CD32, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, CD-i, CDTV, DOS, FM Towns, Game Boy, Game Gear, Genesis, J2ME, Lynx, Macintosh, NES, PC-98, SAM Coupé, SEGA Master System, Sharp X68000, SNES, TurboGrafx CD, ZX Spectrum Published by Psygnosis Limited Perspective Side view … Lemme check the instructions. A picture of the Amiga CD32 appears in the bottom left of the screen, with the word, "Shit", written on it.). Also, is he gonna... kill those guys, or are they his squad mates? So, if you guessed the Fire button was the down arrow pointing at the line button, you win a prize! This game is giving me a headache to look at, and I think my vision has gotten worse, because of it. "Amiga CD32" 28:23: November 19, 2018 () (Amazon) November ... AVGN 1&2 Deluxe - Release Trailer (Switch and Steam) 1:24 October 30, 2020 Promotion for the upgraded rerelease of Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures I & II. If you're not Rolfe who's considered to Town With No Name games (NES, SNES) Hi, grab Transcript of reviews a terrible video II - Twitch - Twitch Superman 64 Game Nerd - Wikiquote 3 months free. The Nerd: Unbelievable. Video Games. (Cut back to gameplay) When the game starts, it plays this weird, happy-ass music. (cut back to gameplay) Oh, gosh. ", The Nerd: Zippy Zeke, on the other hand is a bastard and a half. What moron decided it was a good idea to make jumping hurt you in a ninja game?! Nerd: That's right; they made a Surf Ninjas tie-in for this thing. Well, the front just says Town with No Name, no "the". Wildcard McVee: "Nobody beats me, and nobody cheats me. ), The Nerd: HADOUKEN!!! This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 162 (Nerd puts paint can back on top of the CD32.). Oh, and that's only one of them, because there are several scattered all over the place, and you have to find them all. You can't make this stuff up! He jitters around and... whispers his lines. Why not? Seems like everybody was tryna to be the CD32's mascot. And now, on with the show. Heard they had good chocolate. Also, it's less than $7 a month, with a 30-day money back guarantee. (Cut to title screen of Beavers) They're a hip band o' beavers! The Town With No Name can be played on anything using the Amiga Advanced Graphics Architecture chipset, as found...in the Amiga CD32. ↑ ↓ CiDE 2018-12-09-2 points . They could've just called it A, B, C, D! Watch as the Nerd dives head first into some of the worst video games ever. The only reason this is on trending is because AVGN did a video on it Prove me wrong. 1 Season 1 2 Season 2 3 Season 3 4 Season 4 5 Season 5 6 Season 6 7 Season 7 8 Season 8 9 Season 9 10 Season 10 11 Season 11 12 Season 12 13 Season 13 14 Season 14 Ep. Ever notice that? It's showing exactly how shitty a game can be for this console. It was announced at the winter Consumer Electronics Show in January 1987, at the same time as the high-end Amiga 2000, and competed directly against the Atari 520ST. Later on, he got a camera and took photographs with friends performing fights for new projects. I ran around every single location, clicking every single option, before I finally found out what to do. ", (Nerd finally plays (The) Town with No Name). ), (Nerd tries to put Amiga CD32 on top of Nintendo 64, but then takes the N64 and controller off the table they were on. James D. Rolfe: Time for another Nerd episode! I-- I thought I was hallucinating, I-I-I thought it was the paint fumes coming from my CD32 add-on, but no! In the light of what happened subsequently it makes interesting reading. Look at this! James Rolfe's parents brought him an audio recorder as a Christmas present sometime in the early-to-mid-1980s. 'Cause, this is high-class Internet content. Ugh, it's like Lemmings or somethin', I think. (Cut to Nerd holding open game case of Diggers and Oscar). (Nerd walks outside, throws CD32 in a dumpster, walks back inside, and sits on couch.) (cut back to Nerd) That doesn't happen in the movie! Alright. It would be better to be a Porta Potty mascot than to be featured on this cockamamie console! He pops up all over the place and you only have like a second to hit him, which is almost impossible, because the cursor on this thing is slower than a turd coming out the asshole of a constipated snail.